real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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