I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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