oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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