I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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