i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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