i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
