im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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