I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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