direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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