OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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