Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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