well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
a search helicopter?!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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