I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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