Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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