do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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