everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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