I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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