Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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