things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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