I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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