I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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