I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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