He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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