What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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