theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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