does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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