so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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