i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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