Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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