i permit you to call me
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
thus making me awesome and them whores
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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