Pregnant stripper...not hot.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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