i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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