Banned from zoo.
Again?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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