He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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