Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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