my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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