PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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