i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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