People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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