Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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