Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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