Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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