Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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