That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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