You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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