I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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