Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Randomize