He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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