Kiss
Puke
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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