what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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