Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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