Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
babies were throwing up all over the place
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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