If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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