I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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