you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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