Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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